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21 January 2009

Time for jokes making-sweetness

time for some jokes~~!

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why did the teacher put the lights on?

Because the class was so dim!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it's too far to walk!

I've got a wonder watch. It only cost fifty cents.Why is it a wonder watch?

Because every time I look at it I wonder if it is still working!

eh...
taken from mentorz.bs.com :D

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